The bacon flavored sausage says its peanut butter jelly time when he woke from the dream…what a wonderful dream our main character of this story thought…fuck I guess I should name him…what about Blinky. Ok, Blinky was horny because of what I just said because he’s fucked up like that…now I guess I need some sort of plot.
Ok, Blinky has a big day as being President of the United States…wait that’d mean going on vacation to your ranch and playing golf all day…so how about he goes deep sea diving to fight with polar bears that have been genetically engineered to have heat seeking bee lasers on them. That sounds pretty accurate and feasible…quite plausible indeed…anyhow lets start the show…
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- Opps
- You said it was the left side right?
- You’ll have to excuse me I’m a little hung over.
- Sorry, I’m new here.
- Hold on, I got to check the manual.
- Uhm yeah, Jerry can you take a look at this…I think I did something wrong.
- I grabbed the wrong chart again.
- I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.
- Hey, if you make it out of here alive…I’ll buy you a drink.
- I think I lost something inside of you…but it should be fine.
Once upon a time in a pizza parlor in the sky their lived a bag of luggage named Merlin. Merlin lived a sad lonely life with a pathetic void in his life; he never contained any luggage. He just sat quietly shuffled in the back with all the other things that seldom get used such as the fondue set, the beta player and my condoms.
Needless to say Merlin grew tired of the emptiness inside of him so he decided today was the day that his life was going to change. He was going to do what all other suitcases did — he was going to put some shit in himself and fulfil his goal in life. However he knew he could not complete this task alone making this story a lot longer and random than it would have been had I not decided to throw in this complete bullshit.
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