When I was a Youngster

December 6, 2005 in Short Stories

There’s a man who sits on the mantle of my fire place because I don’t get enough calcium and have bad knees. It makes me wonder if that somehow someway I am going to be falling into the tub of citric acid and get it all up in my nose and whatnot.
When I shot [...]

One Night at the Bar

December 5, 2005 in Short Stories

I remember this one night at the bar, now keep in mind the details of this story might be a bit sketchy…like I said I was a the bar. Anyhow there I was sitting next to my good friend Doug, I thought this was weird because he was my good friend, yet I had [...]

When I went Ice Skating

December 3, 2005 in Short Stories

I remember this one time…it was a warm summer day in the middle of January when I decided that I was going to go ice skating. I’m pretty sure I must have been drunk or high or tripping on acid because I had never been compelled to go ice skating before. So I [...]

The Story of AJAX

December 2, 2005 in Short Stories, Web Development

I typically do short stories and this one will be somewhat of a story, but as Colin brought up a point to some people earlier about everything being AJAX. Now I am not the biggest Web 2.0 guy, because quite frankly a lot of it is used in a useless way where it is [...]

Blasty Boils and My Pizza

December 2, 2005 in Short Stories

In a time of need there is only one person to call…you guessed it…wait, could you share your guess with me because I need an idea for this character…never mind I’ll think of something…ok, how about Blasty Boils the bad ass badger boy. Anyhow, that’s who you call in your time of need.
So I [...]

Blinky and Polar Bears

December 1, 2005 in Short Stories

The bacon flavored sausage says its peanut butter jelly time when he woke from the dream…what a wonderful dream our main character of this story thought…fuck I guess I should name him…what about Blinky. Ok, Blinky was horny because of what I just said because he’s fucked up like that…now I guess I need [...]

Merlin the Suitcase

November 30, 2005 in Short Stories

Once upon a time in a pizza parlor in the sky their lived a bag of luggage named Merlin. Merlin lived a sad lonely life with a pathetic void in his life; he never contained any luggage. He just sat quietly shuffled in the back with all the other things that seldom get used such [...]