When someone says “its cold as hell outside.” What Bible or teachings have you been exposed to? I’m not a religious person but anyone should know that hell is always depicted as a place with fire and very hot.
When someone asks “you didn’t want anything did you?” Ok so you show up to my house with food and now you decide to ask me if I wanted anything? What does it matter now? Are you truly going to return to where you were just at and get me something if I tell you yes?
If someone calls your house phone and they ask you “hey, where you at?” I don’t know, you called my house phone lets do the math here…I am most likely at the gas station filling up my car.
Why most anything consider a dress shoe be uncomfortable? Look if you can make work boots comfortable and tennis shoes comfortable why can’t you do it with a dress shoe? Can’t you put some of that padding you use in the tennis shoes and boots in the dress shoe, I mean who the hell is going to know?
Why do I yawn when someone else does? Am I really that impressionable? I must have something in my mind that tells me “Hey…they just yawned…it’d be really cool if you did that too!” I just don’t understand why when someone else does it I do it, thank god its yawning and not throwing my body in front of speeding traffic.
The answers to what I have asked may never be known, but I advise everyone to stop working on curing cancer, aids, poverty and all that other meaningless bullshit and focus your time on trying to come up with data on the questions I have raised. Thank you.
January 15, 2006 at 1:30 am
Nice rant.