Things that Boggle my Mind

December 1, 2005 in Useless Thoughts

When someone says “its cold as hell outside.” What Bible or teachings have you been exposed to? I’m not a religious person but anyone should know that hell is always depicted as a place with fire and very hot.
When someone asks “you didn’t want anything did you?” Ok so you show up to [...]

Blinky and Polar Bears

December 1, 2005 in Short Stories

The bacon flavored sausage says its peanut butter jelly time when he woke from the dream…what a wonderful dream our main character of this story thought…fuck I guess I should name him…what about Blinky. Ok, Blinky was horny because of what I just said because he’s fucked up like that…now I guess I need [...]