Things I don’t want to hear from a surgeon

November 30, 2005 in Top Ten

Opps
You said it was the left side right?
You’ll have to excuse me I’m a little hung over.
Sorry, I’m new here.
Hold on, I got to check the manual.
Uhm yeah, Jerry can you take a look at this…I think I did something wrong.
I grabbed the wrong chart again.
I don’t think I’ve ever seen that before.
Hey, if you [...]

Merlin the Suitcase

November 30, 2005 in Short Stories

Once upon a time in a pizza parlor in the sky their lived a bag of luggage named Merlin. Merlin lived a sad lonely life with a pathetic void in his life; he never contained any luggage. He just sat quietly shuffled in the back with all the other things that seldom get used such [...]